She's shaped like a dirigible
She's anything but kissable
Her nose is quite elliptical
She's anything but typical.

She's the world's fattest whore, but she's never a bore,
And her 500 pounds got me pinned on the floor,
She used to look good to me, but now I find her, simply irresistable.

Simply irresistable
Simply irresistable

Her loving is so powerful,
She'll pin you to the kitchen floor.
Her scars are irreversible,
they'll never be invisible.

Simply irresistable, she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistable, she's all mine, there's no other way to go

With a face like a horse, she's a powerful force
Your obliged to perform on her amputee dwarf.
She used to look good to me, but now I find her, simply irresistable.

Simply irresistable, she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistable, she's all mine, there's no other way to go

Simply irresistable.