He's a metrosexual
a quasi-intellectual
a lifestyle oh so flexible
his six-pack is delectable

He is tanned, he is buffed, his Clooney hairstyle is coiffed
His dooner and his pillows are exquisitely fluffed
He used to be a big tough man, but now I find he's.....
he's a metrosexual

he's a metrosexual

His behaviour is contextual
his pick-up lines effectual
but even when they're SUC-cessful
he's C - A - R - E - F - U - L

his phones have ring-tones, for the news from Dow Jones
He only uses classic European colognes
He used to wear Brut 33, but now I find he's...
he's a metrosexual

he's a metrosexual

he's so clean
there's no telling where his stubble was
lean machine
car-bo-hydrates have to go

He's unavoidable, he's everywhere I look!
he likes to hunt and gather AND he likes to cook!
he cries at tender moments BUT he's not a sook
ONCE he used to LIKE MacDonalds, now I find he's...
he's a metrosexual

he's pristine
there's no smelling where his garbage goes
clos-et queen
likes his dinner and his show

his manner is inscrutable
his girlfriend oh so beautiful
they're careful with their "screw control"
he's not unlike a new Ken doll

He imbibes vintage wines - his demeanour's refined
His uptown pad is architectur-ally designed
He used to drink bourbon and coke, but now I find he's...
he's a metrosexual

eats his greens
keeps a close eye on his body weight
lean cuisine
it's the only way to go
wears sun-screens
that no UV rays can infiltrate
stuff unseen
he wants noone else to know

he's a metrosexual!