All day long, you jump and hop
Repeating, "What's up, doc?"
Your wife don't know what to think
That's why you're here, cause I'm your shrink
You can't eat no meat
But cawwots can't be beat
You hunted wabbits, that's what you did
And this time, you flipped your lid
Oh, and you've been huntin' for that wabbit, Bud, oh yeah
You closed in for the kill and you fired a dud
Oh, you're gonna have to face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd

Your beha-vior has to stop
You own a mansion and a yacht
A tad eccentric, but it's no crime
I'm here to say, you're not lapine
You've lost your mind, you've gone insane
The pressure got to your brain
You're not a wabbit, you ain't a hare
You're Elmer Fudd, a millionaire
Oh, and you like to think that you're a bunny, but, oh yeah
It says here on your liscence, I'm not making this up
Oh, you're gonna have to face it, you're an Elmer J. Fudd

Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Malfunction wracks your dome
You're as cra-zy as can be
So get a grip and pay your fee
Oh and you'll need thereapy to get out of your rut, oh yeah
I'm prescribing a vacation and a six-pack of suds
Oh, you're going to have to face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd

Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd
Might as well face it, you are Elmer J. Fudd