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Song Parodies -> "Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull"
Original Song Title:
"Simply Irresistible"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Robert Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
He has no fear, Juan Pimply-Ear!
When bull-fighting, he makes 'em cheer!
Yeah, yeah!
He's mindful of his ear-pustule!
In the bull-ring Pimply must rule!
He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
You're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!
He fights bulls and he won't flee!
Crowds pay to come see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
He suppurates and showers bulls
HUH!
His pimply scum annoys a bull
WHOA-OA!
He ren-ders ear-regurgibles!
His rheum'in' ear's invincible!
'Cause he's an in-fected man, and his ear is his plan!
He deserves the applause, bulls surrender because
His pimp-ly ear gives them fear
Whenever they see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
His ear annoys the bulls
They're backed against the wall
He suppurates - he's the in-fected matador!
He's shaking pus on them, he's shaking ear-and-jaw!
His pimp-ly ear gives them fear
Whenever they see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
( --- instrumental --- )
His blackheads are inscrutable!
His ru-fous ear is mutable!
( Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooo-oo! )
He'll so completely diss a bull
HUH!
His hives always piss-off a bull
Yeah, yeah!
He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
So you're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!
Well he fights bulls and he won't flee!
Crowds pay to come see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
PIMPLY-EAR RESIST A BULL!
When bull-fighting, he makes 'em cheer!
Yeah, yeah!
He's mindful of his ear-pustule!
In the bull-ring Pimply must rule!
He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
You're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!
He fights bulls and he won't flee!
Crowds pay to come see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
He suppurates and showers bulls
HUH!
His pimply scum annoys a bull
WHOA-OA!
He ren-ders ear-regurgibles!
His rheum'in' ear's invincible!
'Cause he's an in-fected man, and his ear is his plan!
He deserves the applause, bulls surrender because
His pimp-ly ear gives them fear
Whenever they see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
His ear annoys the bulls
They're backed against the wall
He suppurates - he's the in-fected matador!
He's shaking pus on them, he's shaking ear-and-jaw!
His pimp-ly ear gives them fear
Whenever they see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
( --- instrumental --- )
His blackheads are inscrutable!
His ru-fous ear is mutable!
( Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooo-oo! )
He'll so completely diss a bull
HUH!
His hives always piss-off a bull
Yeah, yeah!
He's a crazed matador, he's as strong as a boar!
So you're surprised by his form, when he makes the crowd roar!
Well he fights bulls and he won't flee!
Crowds pay to come see --
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, there's no tellin' where the red cape went! )
Pimply-Ear resist a bull
( He's so wild, that in-fected matador! )
PIMPLY-EAR RESIST A BULL!
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Hehe. I just had to click on this to see what in the world it was about. "He's shaking pus on them, he's shaking ear-and-jaw!" - good thing I'm not eating. :D 5's
I'll bet he was in the running of the boils at Pimplona.
Many good lines, Johnny. You're the king of the bull slingers...555
I can't even begin to think how you came up with this idea...oh wait, probably the same way "Naked Sumo Cricket" was born. We should start up an alternative Olympics, JD...hehehehe. 555
delightfully goofy...didn't tyrone power play "pimply-ear" in the movies ?....5s
555 for squeezing out this load of bull. :)
yup, you're writing your stuff in a different room to the rest of us, JD - wow, that Pimply-Ear knows how to turn a negative into a positive - who would've thought his pimply ears would elevate him to such lofty professional heights - 555
Thank you, Adagio, JB, Rick Cormier, Kristof, Alvin, Red Ant, and Stuart.
Ears to ya' 555
Thanks, AFW.
Best title of the day
Thank you, Catch 23.
I voted on this yesterday but for got to comment. Nice work, Johnny.
Thanks, Josh 999.
(ABC) An amazing amount of bull!
(ABC) Already voted/commented.
(P) See above
(ABC05) see above - never heard of that bull-fighting strategy before or since JD, so I'll take it on trust that shaking pus on them works - kooky stuff!
(ABC) A perfect example of making an insane title work. Pimply Ear Resist A Bull? That's just insane, JD!
(ABC) Indeed. I was seriously doubting how you could have made a legible parody from that title, but you worked your Johnny D magic and pulled off yet another rhyming smackdown.
(ABC05) I used to sing this OS with a band. Would have loved to have had this version at the time.
I didn't spot this first time around.. simply ink ready bull, JD :-)
ABC--great title, Johnny...excellent parody!
ABC: Don't have a cow! Well done!
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