In total shock my knees are shakin’
My face frozen by the horror
I’m lying fetal on the floor
My bowels release. My shorts need changing
I can’t believe the horrid smell
I’m like a child who’s scared like hell

In a pool of pee I’m quakin’
I am a baby in a morgue
Who’s frightened poohless to the core
I planed this trip. I was mistaken
Instead of combing Maui’s shores
I’m pulling hair out on the floor
Don’t ask why, don’t ask why


Spooky in a House of Ghouls
Spooky in a House of Ghouls
“Welcome home” they said
“We are the Living Dead, Oooh, ah, ah Ah!”


I never have been so frightened
I’m on the verge of lunacy
The looney bin is calling me
I kick the door down; fears are heightened
At my feet a mad banshee
I’m running naked down the street
Don’t ask why, don’t ask why


Bookin’ from a House of Ghouls
Oh…
Bookin’ from a House of Ghouls

Took my only chance
Left my keys in my pants

Oh, no, oh no what a fool

So with fear aroused
Back I go to the house Oh no, oh…

Waiting are the same mad ghouls
But somehow I keep my cool

With my keys I march
Praying my car will start

Oh, no oh no my blood pools