[Verse 1: Me]
He Switched With Ernie, I Switch With Bert.
He Does The Playing, I Do The Work.
He Got Some Oatmeal To Eat And Milk To Drink.
Ernie's With Martin, Bert's With Me.

[Verse 2: Me]
He's Got Ernie's Duckie, I Got Bert's Book,
He Thinks Ernie's Funny, I Saw Bert Look.
He's Got To Listen To Everything He Sees,
I Got To Chase The Ogre, Bert's With Me.

[Bridge: Me And Martin]
Sometimes The Wild Is Scarier,
Sometimes The Wild Is Meat,
Sometimes Our Neighborhood I Can See,
Leads Me Right Back In The Street...

[Verse 1: Me]
He Switched With Ernie, I Switch With Bert.
He Does The Playing, I Do All The Work!
He Got Some Oatmeal To Eat And Milk To Drink.
Ernie's With Martin, Bert's With Me.

He Got Some Oatmeal To Eat And Milk To Drink.
Ernie's With Martin, Bert's With Me.

Bert's With Me, Ernie. Bert's With Me.
Bert's With Me, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie,
Bert's With Me, Bert's With Me, Ernie. Oh...
Bert's With Me.