Every trip to kitchen, come back with more pies
A lazy lump with Fritos by your side

One beer
Or two
You need
Per day
I pray
Your heart
Won't stop
From LAYS

Body's gone to pot, You're not fit
Live off beer and weed, You're not fit
Won't play basketball, You're not fit
La-azy

Getting hard to hug you
Becoming too much man
Everyday your waistline
Seems to just expand

It is (It is)
My strife (My strife)
You eat (You eat)
For two (For two)
No one (No one)
Can chew (Can chew)
The things (The things)
You chew (You chew)

Ate three huge croissants, You're not fit
Box of pumpkin seeds, You're not fit
Downed with alcohol, You're not fit
La-azy!!!

Body's gone to pot, You're not fit
You're not Prince Charming, You're not fit
You're as round as ba-all

Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew

You're Not Fit!

Gone Mad
To Give
Myself
To you
Cause whoa!
Unreal!
You're way
Too huge!!!

Got no bod to flaunt, You're not fit
You weigh two-eighty, You're not fit
Shop at Big and Tall
You're Not Fit
La-azy

You were never gaunt, You're not fit
A Clydesdale steed, You're not fit
You can hardly crawl, You're not fit
La-azy!!!

You're as round as ball
(You're not fit)
La-azy!!!

You're Not Fit!!!