-> "You Be Drillin'"
Original Song Title:
"You Be Illin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Be Drillin'"
The Lyrics
(One) day US was chilling in the state of Alaska
Just mindin' its business, takin what Finland calls a paska
This thought came up lookin' good and kind of funny
US knew that it could make a lot of money.
It didn't know that other countries had oil.
US got machinery, so other...nations couldn't foil.
The diggers found what USA wanted there.
They found some oil and more spoils and they won't share!
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
Then USA declared war on the Middle East
A-10 numbers have increased
Taking over land, for "a base"
Levels rising up, you grippin' on the leather seat
You finally release top, oil's spewed throughout.
Innocents, come around, then you scream "GET OUT"
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
The other day around the way I seen them drillin' in Palestine
Drunk as ---- those drillin' yucks and only want celebs to not pay fines.
They went up to Israel and said "Yo, can you give me oil?"
They smelt your breath and then they left you standing and drillin'
soil
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
Now the EU is pissed, and there is no peace.
Trump was salty, and nuked the whole Middle East.
They proceeded to drill it cos you was being quirky
But US did not know that it was drilled on Turkey!
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
You be drillin'
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