Opposite of delightful, say otherwise? That's libel
An awful find that I don't like, cave's drippy, screw the idol (lemme go)

Cave's drippy, nobody likes, nobody likes that type, I find
Cave's drippy, cave's drippy, drippy, drippy, drippy
Cave's drippy, you're gonna find, you're gonna find my hind can fly
Cave's drippy, dr-dr-dr-drippy, drippy, drrrrrippy

I have to say this firmly: I think that we should hurry
Want to get out of here, no doubt, I want to leave real early
Spelunkin' ain't that easy, it's dark and super creepy
But now you'll slide all of the time, sucks when the floor is greasy

Cave's drippy, don't wanna slide, don't wanna slide all non-dance like
Cave's drippy (no moves so sweet), cave's drippy, drippy, drippy, drrrrrippy
Cave's drippy, it's not the dive, it's not the dive I planned for, right
Cave's drippy (drippy), drippy, drippy, drippy

Stupid rock spikes on the top, yes, they're called stalactites
Don't really want that rhyme you've got to keep track which is right
Or a big lecture on their structure 'cause they're droppin' ice
On my neck and other places, doesn't feel that nice

Cave's drippy, sends gobs of ice, sends gobs of ice down my behind
Cave's drippy (between my cheeks), drippy, drippy, drippy, drippy
Cave's drippy, compounds how I, compounds how I might slip and die
Cave's drippy, drippy, drippy, drippy, drippy, huh

I'll be honest: I'm far from the "always be prepared" type
Not been packin' all the crap I need to get through this shite
Do I have the shoes to grab on to the slickest of ground?
Have I got the clothes to swaddle myself all the way 'round?
Wish I could answer that with "Damn straight!", that should be the way
Since it's dangerous to make your way inside a cave
Even if I was no dipshit, I'm still human, see
Basic psychology that all those drips make me think "pee"

Cave's drippy, does not work nice, does not work nice deep in your mind
Cave's drippy (I hate it), drippy, drippy, drippy, drippy
Cave's drippy, can't block it, I can't block it, I must hear dread signs
Cave's drippy, dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-drip, dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-dr

If this all sucks, you might ask "What are you still in this cave for?"
Well, you should know that down below is rumoured to be a hoard
And that cash haul (haul) could have me fixed
With a life with no more of this shit (thank God)