I was in a bind
Credit cards to high
I was looking in the paper
For good ‘rupsy lawyer
In the morning news
I saw a personnel ad
If u have no credit
And a big stack of debt
If you’re not into fraud
And u colateralize Ur debt
If you want to be free of debt
Before your grandson grows up
I’m the lawyer that dreamed of
Visit my office and will talk
My business was failing
And I was going to dump my rep
My rep and me had fallen into that same old
Expense routine.
So I called up the paper
And put it on my visa
And though I am nobody’s poet
It was not all that bad
Yes I have no credit
And I am in quite a bind
I am not into tax fraud
And I drink Corbel Champaign
I’ like clearing my visa
And getting rid of this pain
I am the client u looked for
Meet with me at bar called O’ Malloy’s
And will replan my estate
So I waited with high hopes as he walked through the door
I knew the shape of his briefcase
I knew the scowl on her face
It was my own service rep
And she said, oh its you!
Then we laugh for a moment
And I said I never knew
That your cards are too high
And your credit is to low
That you’re not into tax fraud
That you want to be debt free
Before your grandson grows up