over by the window, there's a pack of serviettes,
not my brand you understand,
sometimes the girl forgets.
she forgets to hide them,
I wonder what she ate there?
and she'll say, oh some melba toast,
but I think, a big roast,

oh slim slim slim,
are you every gonna get slim?
now you look like tiny tim
it's slim or it's me, me, me
enough of "thirty minutes or free"
it's time to be slim

don't know what she eats like,
when she does she always hides,
when she stands, her ass expands,
as she fills her insides
I just want to bone her
but she can't have it both ways
she is just too big for a push
now she wants frito lays..

oh oh slim slim slim,
are you every gonna get slim?
now you look like tiny tim?
it's slim or it's me, me me,
enough please leave some food there for me
it's time to be slim

if she wants food she can have it
just a salad on a plate, sir
it's goodbye because of size,
or dietary tries, till she's...
slim slim slim,
are you every gonna get slim?
now you look like tiny tim
it's slim or it's me
enough "thirty minutes or free"
it's time to be slim

oh slim slim slim,
are you every gonna get slim?
now you look like tiny tim
it's slim or it's me
enough "thirty minutes or free"
it's time to be slim