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Song Parodies -> "Autistic Rhythms"
Original Song Title:
"Mystic Rhythms"
Original Performer:
Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Autistic Rhythms"
Parody Written by:
Doppelbock
The Lyrics
Parody tribute to "Rain Man", one of the greatest movies evar.
So many things I think about
When Charlie drives me away
Things I know -- things remembered
The phone book, A to K
The more I stray from my routine
The more upset I get
Uh oh, uh oh! Who's on first?
Is it time for Wapner yet?
Autistic rhythms -- I'm an excellent driver
And every Saturday
Dad would let me drive slow in the driveway
Autistic rhythms -- 'Course the seats were brown
Not this pitiful red
I always get eight fish sticks
But you gave me four instead
I one time counted toothpicks
As they fell on the floor
I saw two hundred forty-six
But in the box, four more
I need some more underwear
Uh oh -- uh oh, fart
Now Charlie's too mad at me
To drive me to K-Mart
Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I'm an autistic savant, not just some ol' dumb retard
Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I got a real nice room at the Wallbrook mental ward.
When Charlie drives me away
Things I know -- things remembered
The phone book, A to K
The more I stray from my routine
The more upset I get
Uh oh, uh oh! Who's on first?
Is it time for Wapner yet?
Autistic rhythms -- I'm an excellent driver
And every Saturday
Dad would let me drive slow in the driveway
Autistic rhythms -- 'Course the seats were brown
Not this pitiful red
I always get eight fish sticks
But you gave me four instead
I one time counted toothpicks
As they fell on the floor
I saw two hundred forty-six
But in the box, four more
I need some more underwear
Uh oh -- uh oh, fart
Now Charlie's too mad at me
To drive me to K-Mart
Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I'm an autistic savant, not just some ol' dumb retard
Autistic rhythms -- capture my thoughts
In my notebook every day
Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled
And hurt my neck today
Autistic rhythms -- I got mad mind skilz
Good at counting cards
I got a real nice room at the Wallbrook mental ward.
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You get 15 points for this one... yes yes definitely, definitely 15 points...
Don't know the OS, but from reading this parody, this guy reminds me of me. Except I don't have time to count toothpicks & I'm not as concerned with food portions. And I don't have "uh oh, uh oh, fart" problems.
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