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Song Parodies -> "Bud Light Lime"
Original Song Title:
"Limelight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Bud Light Lime"
Parody Written by:
Dr. Oliver Clozoff
The Lyrics
Wish they had called it Bud Lime Light, would have made the parody a bit better.
Drinking faux-beer beverage
Although it's made of fail
There's some who like weak ale
Or something in a frosted mug
You'd think it's all the rage
Gassy smell like skunk's asshole
Flies, it does attract
Has too much lime extract
Even with the citrus scent
Still smells like anal tract
Drinking this Bud Light Lime
It's like beer parodied
My taste buds just agreed
But those who like cat pee
Can drop five bucks to score a sixer
Get down with this bad elixer
This beer/lime mixer
The subject of this screed
Give me a Dogfish Head ale
Or something from Great Lakes
Not AB's worst mistakes [1]
I can't pretend this flavor
Doesn't mortally offend
All who drink this urinade
Will soon be vomit sprayers
Porcelain god prayers
Giving back this vile piss
That as beer, masquerades
Although it's made of fail
There's some who like weak ale
Or something in a frosted mug
You'd think it's all the rage
Gassy smell like skunk's asshole
Flies, it does attract
Has too much lime extract
Even with the citrus scent
Still smells like anal tract
Drinking this Bud Light Lime
It's like beer parodied
My taste buds just agreed
But those who like cat pee
Can drop five bucks to score a sixer
Get down with this bad elixer
This beer/lime mixer
The subject of this screed
Give me a Dogfish Head ale
Or something from Great Lakes
Not AB's worst mistakes [1]
I can't pretend this flavor
Doesn't mortally offend
All who drink this urinade
Will soon be vomit sprayers
Porcelain god prayers
Giving back this vile piss
That as beer, masquerades
[1] AB = Anheuser Busch. Copyright (C) 2013 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff. All rights reserved.
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Heavy-handed and needlessly angry -- not in the parody spirit. Same goes for many of today's word sub exercises. Low and mixed score.
All alcoholic drinks taste the same to me, so I drink none of them. I wonder what Tom T Hall would have to say about the subject of this tirade.
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