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Song Parodies -> "Car Can't Drive 35"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Drive 55"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sammy Hagar
Parody Song Title:
"Car Can't Drive 35"
Parody Written by:
Metvguy
The Lyrics
No feet on the brake, they’re both on the gas, ah!
And I can’t pass cars, it’s a pain in the ass
I’m doing all I can to make it move
But this stupid car can’t find a groove, oh man!
Come on and gain some speed, you f**ing ride
When I hit hills, all I do is glide
People honk, but I say my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
Oh no!
It’s Mr. Goodwrench trip number 34, yeah
And the guy says “Kid, just one more
You get a free muffler and a CV joint
When you fill this punch card, you see my point?”
I said yeah, oh yeah!
I can’t afford to buy another ride
On the roads, my car will slide
It’s no problem, because my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
Oh no!
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive…35!
Well, I drive real slow, but it’s hard to steer
And there’s lots of white smoke coming from my rear
It shouldn’t take this long, it takes all day
To reach the end of my own driveway
At least my folks will know I’m still alive
This engine continues to thrive
Just my luck, all ‘cause my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
No, no, no car can’t drive (Car can’t drive 35)
Need a push (Car can’t drive 35)
Continue to fade
And I can’t pass cars, it’s a pain in the ass
I’m doing all I can to make it move
But this stupid car can’t find a groove, oh man!
Come on and gain some speed, you f**ing ride
When I hit hills, all I do is glide
People honk, but I say my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
Oh no!
It’s Mr. Goodwrench trip number 34, yeah
And the guy says “Kid, just one more
You get a free muffler and a CV joint
When you fill this punch card, you see my point?”
I said yeah, oh yeah!
I can’t afford to buy another ride
On the roads, my car will slide
It’s no problem, because my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
Oh no!
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive 35
Car can’t drive…35!
Well, I drive real slow, but it’s hard to steer
And there’s lots of white smoke coming from my rear
It shouldn’t take this long, it takes all day
To reach the end of my own driveway
At least my folks will know I’m still alive
This engine continues to thrive
Just my luck, all ‘cause my
Car…can’t…drive…35!
No, no, no car can’t drive (Car can’t drive 35)
Need a push (Car can’t drive 35)
Continue to fade
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That song kicks @$$! Can I use it in my bands first album?
Outstanding! Had me laughing start to finish!
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