-> "Use The Force"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss The Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Use The Force"
The Lyrics
Instructions…
For…
The…
Force….
You can feel them
Rushing throughout your bloodstream
Midi-chlorians it seems
They gave you this power
You don’t need your eyes
To fight like a Jedi
You’re gonna
Use the force
Your Lightsaber
Is the weapon that you’ll use
Everything it can cut through
That includes Darth Vader
Gotta use that sword
To destroy Sith Lords
Go on and
Use the Force
(“The force is with you…”)
Sha la la la la la la la
Spry Jedi
You can make objects fly
You gotta use the Force
Sha la la la la la la la
Don’t be mad
You’ll turn out like your dad
Don’t you abuse the Force
Jedi mind tricks (Yo Yoda)
You can change the mind of goons (Yo Yoda)
I bet you couldn’t do that Luke
As a moisture farmer (Yo Yo Yoda)
They’ll repeat your words
Though it might seem absurd
You gotta
Use the Force
Sha la la la la la la la la la
Don’t need flair
Old brown robes we’ll wear
All we need is the Force
Whoa-whoa
Sha la la la la la la la la
You’ll be wowed
With your mind lift a cow
That’s just beginner’s Force
Whoa-whoa
Sha la la la la la la la la
If it’s strong
Sense when things go wrong
Disturbance in the Force
Whoa-whoa
Sha la la la la la la la
The dark side’s strange
With lightning act deranged
Stick with the light side Force
You’re gonna use the Force
You wanna use the Force
Like Yoda use the Force
Fight bad guys with the Force
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