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Song Parodies -> "Joyful Warriors"
Original Song Title:
"The Warrior"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Scandal
Parody Song Title:
"Joyful Warriors"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Reds are scum… scum we say
Democracy... they betray
Power mad… power mad eyes
They need to be more civilized
Reds are far too... primitive
Like wild beasts...
That don't wanna give
Some do need captivity
Or switch sides
Leave their jungle behind
Hate they should kill...
Stop being riled
Harris and Tim Walz have heart
Hey, dang, dang
They're joyful warriors
Yes they're joyful warriors
And vote by vote they'll win
They'll make us thrive
Glad warriors, glad warriors
Reds are grumps, live hatefully
Don't know living joyfully
Blues are free, are happy knights
Their mission is a joyful fight
For all contenders…
It's a game
When they're beat…
They should say
Need to accept… Blue victory
They need to tame
Their animal style…
Or else be caged…
For being way too wild....
Harris and Tim Walz have heart
Hey, dang, dang
They're joyful warriors
Yes they're joyful warriors
And vote by vote they'll win
They'll make us thrive
Glad warriors, glad warriors
Democracy... they betray
Power mad… power mad eyes
They need to be more civilized
Reds are far too... primitive
Like wild beasts...
That don't wanna give
Some do need captivity
Or switch sides
Leave their jungle behind
Hate they should kill...
Stop being riled
Harris and Tim Walz have heart
Hey, dang, dang
They're joyful warriors
Yes they're joyful warriors
And vote by vote they'll win
They'll make us thrive
Glad warriors, glad warriors
Reds are grumps, live hatefully
Don't know living joyfully
Blues are free, are happy knights
Their mission is a joyful fight
For all contenders…
It's a game
When they're beat…
They should say
Need to accept… Blue victory
They need to tame
Their animal style…
Or else be caged…
For being way too wild....
Harris and Tim Walz have heart
Hey, dang, dang
They're joyful warriors
Yes they're joyful warriors
And vote by vote they'll win
They'll make us thrive
Glad warriors, glad warriors
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This is a new song for me. I started out ok, watched the song on youtube, got the lyrics I couldn't understand from azlyrics (genius has programming that prevents copy-and-paste). I stumbled on "Or switch sides Leave their jungle behind" being paired with OS "And follow me, stereo jungle child." The syllable count matches at 9. But the meters don't seem to match. Overall, you did a good job. Keep posting.
Would be good to see that sung at the DNC.
The DOW is shooting way up over 40,000, inflation below 3%, 12 million new jobs, Ukraine winning the war. Will be an easy landslide for Harris-Walz. I wonder if trump and JD Vance will attend their inauguration ;-p
@Zen, Agent Orange is too big of a jerk to give a congratulation phone call, let alone attend Kamala's inauguration. Do you think the landslide will be big enough for Florida and Ohio to flip Blue?
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