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Song Parodies -> "Stuck On 95 Again"
Original Song Title:
"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Scorpions
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck On 95 Again"
Parody Written by:
Sean Peters & Chris Prisciandro
The Lyrics
It’s early morning
The sun comes out
The traffic’s roarin’
And pretty loud
The engines purring
This road is a sin
Hand the tollbooth guy
Another fin
Those few words that the news should tell
“95 isn’t moving well”
No matter where you are tryin’ to go,
Lookin’ at 10 minutes from 9-double-u
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
The gas is burnin’
I start to melt
Exit is comin’
Commuters are loud
Exit number changes
Road’s a tight noose
Just have to make it
Witch exit should I choose
My wife is calling
I’ve got to go
I’m so damn hungry
It’s about to snow
I can’t feel my tips
The sun’s getting dim
On Route 95 tonight
I’m listening to Sting
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Stuck on 95 again
[Solo]
It’s early morning
The sun comes out
The traffic’s roarin’
And pretty loud
The engines purring
This road is a sin
Hand the tollbooth guy
Another fin
My wife is calling
I’ve got to go
I’m so damn hungry
It’s about to snow
I can’t feel my tips
The sun’s getting dim
On Route 95 tonight
I’m listening to Sting
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am
The sun comes out
The traffic’s roarin’
And pretty loud
The engines purring
This road is a sin
Hand the tollbooth guy
Another fin
Those few words that the news should tell
“95 isn’t moving well”
No matter where you are tryin’ to go,
Lookin’ at 10 minutes from 9-double-u
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
The gas is burnin’
I start to melt
Exit is comin’
Commuters are loud
Exit number changes
Road’s a tight noose
Just have to make it
Witch exit should I choose
My wife is calling
I’ve got to go
I’m so damn hungry
It’s about to snow
I can’t feel my tips
The sun’s getting dim
On Route 95 tonight
I’m listening to Sting
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Stuck on 95 again
[Solo]
It’s early morning
The sun comes out
The traffic’s roarin’
And pretty loud
The engines purring
This road is a sin
Hand the tollbooth guy
Another fin
My wife is calling
I’ve got to go
I’m so damn hungry
It’s about to snow
I can’t feel my tips
The sun’s getting dim
On Route 95 tonight
I’m listening to Sting
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am, Stuck on 95 again
Here I am
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Here I am, on that road again. There you are, get a five from Mike. Here I go, sympathize with you again. There you go, on the Pike.
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