Guys, all those guys, are trying to hit on me
But I'm not gay, I'm not that way
Blokes, all the blokes, who think they're the one for me
But I'm not gay, I'm not that way

Tights, can't wear tights, or else guys will hit on me
I am not gay, I'm not that way
Blokes, all the blokes, want to go on dates with me
But I'm not gay, I'm not that way

There've been many times, I've broke some fella's heart
When I told him I'm just not that kind of guy
I guess that I'm a hunk, they want to see me nude
But they must let it go, the answer is no, I don't like dudes

Men, all the men who think they're in love with me
I am not gay, I'm not that way
Guys, those guys, who can't seem to let me be
I am not gay, I'm not that way

There've been many times, I've broke some fella's heart
When I told him that Brokeback's just not my thing
I guess I'm kind of hot, they want to see me nude
But they must let it go, the answer is no

There've been many times, I've broke some fella's heart
When I told him his gaydar gives false alarms
Too sexy for my shirt, they want to see me nude
But I'm not into men, no I've never been

I'm not into dudes
I'm not into dudes
I'm not into dudes
I don't like guys
I'm not into dudes
Not into dudes, buddy

I don't hit on dudes
I'm not into dudes