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Song Parodies -> "Carb Out"
Original Song Title:
"Black Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Scorpions
Parody Song Title:
"Carb Out"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Revisiting some 80s hard rock, this track from Scorpions is from one of the most solid full albums of that era, I'm almost sorry about serving up just a simple food parody to it.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I fear that I could miss a meal
I head back out to the snowmobile
I'm driving fast, it is a race
I found an empty fridge at my place
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Right down the road, a Burger King
But I am banned there for clapping wings
My one hope, convenience store
My GI tract is a deep black hole
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
I grab some beer, a pack of grits
Garlic bread and some bacon bits
Fresh pastry dough with cocoa puffs
M&Ms for my face to stuff
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
MUNCHING OUTRO AD NAUSEAM
I head back out to the snowmobile
I'm driving fast, it is a race
I found an empty fridge at my place
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Right down the road, a Burger King
But I am banned there for clapping wings
My one hope, convenience store
My GI tract is a deep black hole
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
I grab some beer, a pack of grits
Garlic bread and some bacon bits
Fresh pastry dough with cocoa puffs
M&Ms for my face to stuff
When back from work out
I have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
Carb out
I really have to carb out
MUNCHING OUTRO AD NAUSEAM
© Peter Andersson.
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Well done Peter, I am a huge Scorpions fan and you really nailed this one. 555
One thing I miss about the Song of the Week challenge is getting to hear new music every week. Ever think about starting it back up again?
Hi Matthias!
I have, but I'll be starting a new job with more hours in a few weeks so my parody production will go back down again, the avalanche of the last few weeks was never planned to begin with, kinda just happened. I have a few more started that I might finish, but no long turn plans. Maybe when I retire in 2027, if they don't offer me an extra raise to stay on for another one or two years beyond that.
A big stressor towards the end of One Week Notice was IMHO to find original songs that fit the "used less the three times" rule that we had set up, but I guess that if I start saving up on such now I'll be set for months in 2027! :-)
I have, but I'll be starting a new job with more hours in a few weeks so my parody production will go back down again, the avalanche of the last few weeks was never planned to begin with, kinda just happened. I have a few more started that I might finish, but no long turn plans. Maybe when I retire in 2027, if they don't offer me an extra raise to stay on for another one or two years beyond that.
A big stressor towards the end of One Week Notice was IMHO to find original songs that fit the "used less the three times" rule that we had set up, but I guess that if I start saving up on such now I'll be set for months in 2027! :-)
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