Song Parodies -> "It's Christmas! That's What I've Missed"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Christmas Everyone"

Original Performer:

"It's Christmas! That's What I've Missed"

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The Lyrics

Back to the Christmas theme.

IT’S CHRISTMAS! THAT’S WHAT I’VE MISSED!

Bars are filling all around town;
People drinking, getting pissed.
What’s the reason for all this celebration?
Is it something that I’ve missed?

I’m not certain what is happening,
Can it be I’m really thick?
There are drunkards lying in the gutter,
God it’s awful; I feel sick.

Everyone’s thrown their money away.
I have no doubt that when they realise what they’ve done,
It’s going to ruin their day!

Heads are thumping, stomachs churning,
People retching everywhere.
But it seems that everyone was happy,
I don’t get it. Why should I care?

Everyone’s thrown their money away.
I have no doubt that when they realise what they’ve done,
It’s going to ruin their day!

Bars are filling all around town;
People drinking, getting pissed.
What’s the reason for all this celebration?
Is it something that I’ve missed?
Is it something that I’ve missed?
Oh! It’s Christmas! That’s what I’ve missed!

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