Song Parodies -> "Chinese Takeout"

Original Song Title:

"Borstal Breakout"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sham 69

Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Takeout"

Parody Written by:

gooberboy1129

The Lyrics

My third parody, and probably my favorite.

I was runnin' outta food and I didn't know what to do
The kind of situation I didn't wanna go through,
Til a friend o' mine introduced me to Chinese food
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Now I've called that Chinese restaurant down the street
They said "come on over!", so I jumped to my feet
I loved the food, without it, I'd be incomplete
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Well now I'm addicted to this food, I am fat
I'm 400 pounds, and I'm not proud of that
'Cause I'm full of Teriyaki chicken and plenty of cats
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!
Were gonna order Chinese takeout!

I finished this in 5 minutes, and at school.

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