He wakes up every morning, starts grabbing the remote
Risin' and yawnin', also grabs his phone
This seems to keep on goin', and time seems to slow down
'Till hon's and me's together, then we start to go to town

'Cause the moment when he wakes up, he is all a-Tweet
The moment when he saw them, he is quick on his feet
Morning time's the prime time, he reacts quick
Then it's their's and his time, they face off

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The anchors are dumbfounded

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The country is dumbfounded

The hosts are Joe and Mika
There's also Willie Geist, and then
Mike Barnicle, even Katty Kay
Carrying his water, they caught heat
Becoming anti-Trump, critics felt complete

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The anchors are dumbfounded

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The country is dumbfounded

One day, he tweeted them
Insulting Joe and Mika
He's so obsessed with them, and they're so obsessed with him
When he tweets what he sees, the Twitter just goes insane
Tweet all day, to make him say, "just working is a strain"

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The anchors are dumbfounded

My baby watches Morning Joe
It is on MSNBC
He tweets in real time and then
The country is dumbfounded

He's always watching Morning Joe
It is so hard
For me just keeping him sane