"Votes for Nader"

Hello Nader, my old friend,
I hear you're campaigning again,
Because you've a vision of winning
Instead it seems you are sinning
Against the chances for Progressives to win,
Once again,
Cause of the votes for Nader.

So proudly you say you'll stay the course,
But e'en the Greens won't endorse
Your reach for some liberal fame;
You might make the election results the same
Just by splitting all of the votes that are anti-Bush.
Let's kick your tush!
And stop the votes for Nader.

Now your campaigning has begun
Though thousands asked you not to run.
People spoke but you were not hearing,
When you speak we won't be listening
You'll give speeches for crowds that will not come,
cause you're dumb
There won't be votes for Nader.

"Fool" we say, "you do not see
The awful reality.
Hear our words that we might reach you,
Listen to all who once loved you,
But you helping Bush makes us more mad
And real sad
Because of votes for Nader."

And the voters howled and brayed
At the false leader self-made.
Then the signs flashed out in warning
Of words that we will be forming
And the signs say, "Its time to defeat Bush"
We speak this through out our whole land
Bush is out of hand
His best hope is votes for Nader