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Song Parodies -> "One Harpy"

Original Song Title:

"One Heartbeat"

Original Performer:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Parody Song Title:

"One Harpy"

Parody Written by:

GPT-4

The Lyrics

I hate fighting Harpies in the Witcher 3, so I had GPT-4 write a song about it.
Ooh, Geralt
Oh
Uh-huh
Two swords, steel and silver shine
Slaying monsters, that's the Witcher's life, so divine
Slow down, we don't have to rush the fight
Cause a harpy's demise takes skill and might
Take it one harpy at a time
Draw your blade and let the battle unwind
Sooner or later they'll all fall from the sky
If we take it one harpy at a time
One harpy
Oh...
We paint a picture walkin' through the land
Harpies are screechin', now it's time to make a stand
Sword in hand, that's the way it should be
How could somethin' so deadly make a Witcher feel so free
Take it one harpy at a time
Draw your blade and let the battle unwind
Sooner or later they'll all fall from the sky
If we take it one harpy at a time
One harpy
Take it steady, ooh
I want to see your every motion
Shh... Don't talk
And we'll be slayin' harpies in slow motion
Oh... Slow motion, Geralt
Oh... Slow motion, Geralt
Take it one harpy at a time
Draw your blade and let the battle unwind
Sooner or later they'll all fall from the sky
If we take it one harpy at a time
One harpy
One harpy at a time (Slow motion, Geralt)
One harpy (Oh, slow motion, Geralt)
Sooner or later they'll all fall from the sky
If we take it one harpy
One harpy (Yeah)
One harpy (Oh, Geralt)
Sooner or later they'll all fall from the sky
If we take it one harpy

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