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Song Parodies -> "Latex Glove"
Original Song Title:
"Tainted Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Soft Cell
Parody Song Title:
"Latex Glove"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
sometimes I feel I have to wash each day
I have to scrub away
from the germs you put on the hands of me
your greasy hair,
makes me gag for air
and you're such a sight
I pull them on,
and hope they stay tight
one new glove for you
better yet get two
these latex gloves they give me
all protection that I'm given
where's my mask and where's my rubber shawl?
latex glove
latex glove
proatate check I've got to
poke away
I want to hose your place
I don't really want to feel within your crack
the glove up there
seems to go no where
and I'll need the light
and I hope and pray that the gloves are tight
one new glove for you
better yet get two
these latex gloves they give me
all protection that I'm given
where's my mask and where's my rubber shawl?
latex glove
latex glove
don't touch me, please
I cannot stand a new disease
osmosis baby hurts me so
now I'm gonna wear my gloves and so
latex gloves latex gloves
latex gloves
latex gloves
I have to scrub away
from the germs you put on the hands of me
your greasy hair,
makes me gag for air
and you're such a sight
I pull them on,
and hope they stay tight
one new glove for you
better yet get two
these latex gloves they give me
all protection that I'm given
where's my mask and where's my rubber shawl?
latex glove
latex glove
proatate check I've got to
poke away
I want to hose your place
I don't really want to feel within your crack
the glove up there
seems to go no where
and I'll need the light
and I hope and pray that the gloves are tight
one new glove for you
better yet get two
these latex gloves they give me
all protection that I'm given
where's my mask and where's my rubber shawl?
latex glove
latex glove
don't touch me, please
I cannot stand a new disease
osmosis baby hurts me so
now I'm gonna wear my gloves and so
latex gloves latex gloves
latex gloves
latex gloves
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Malcolm, did you ever think about going into the medical field?
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