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Song Parodies -> "Damn, Are You Sure He's A Brother? (ode To Michael Jackson)"
Original Song Title:
"Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sophie B Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Damn, Are You Sure He's A Brother? (ode To Michael Jackson)"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
Now, I like Michael Jackson. His old school music is the bomb. I don't mean no disrespect...but come on, y'all! The man ain't right! He's lighter than most of the white people I know...and he's got more plastic in his body than Pamela Anderson, and THAT is saying a LOT!
That guy's face has changed a lot alright
Changing everything you see
To live behind a twisted face
Changed his look and changed his race
Although he's black, he has no color
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Opened up on the inside gonna fill change it up gonna simplify
His monkey can't stand to see him black and blue
Whines and stomps his feet each time he
Sees his albums fall like wood
And that's not too good
'Cause we won't play
His new album today
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Shucks, on stage there was no other
He'd moonwalk in those shoes of his
Now he's got 2 ex-wives and 2 kids
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
Michael was cool, believe me
Cover of the Rolling Stones
He could groove along with songs like 'Thriller'
'Billy Jean'
He'd be cool forever and ever
But he had more plastic surgery
He changed up his nose again
Until the doctor could do no better
Lightened skin
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Listened to an old b-side for peace of mind
Heard him singing 'Off the Wall' way back when all his face was there
Darkened skin and afro hair
But Michael Jackson changed his face for good
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Shucks, on stage there was no other
He'd moonwalk in those shoes of his
Now he's got 2 ex-wives and 2 kids
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(He's changed his nose...now he looks like Janet)
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(Look at all the reporters, waiting for his skin to change)
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(fade out)
Changing everything you see
To live behind a twisted face
Changed his look and changed his race
Although he's black, he has no color
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Opened up on the inside gonna fill change it up gonna simplify
His monkey can't stand to see him black and blue
Whines and stomps his feet each time he
Sees his albums fall like wood
And that's not too good
'Cause we won't play
His new album today
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Shucks, on stage there was no other
He'd moonwalk in those shoes of his
Now he's got 2 ex-wives and 2 kids
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
Michael was cool, believe me
Cover of the Rolling Stones
He could groove along with songs like 'Thriller'
'Billy Jean'
He'd be cool forever and ever
But he had more plastic surgery
He changed up his nose again
Until the doctor could do no better
Lightened skin
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Listened to an old b-side for peace of mind
Heard him singing 'Off the Wall' way back when all his face was there
Darkened skin and afro hair
But Michael Jackson changed his face for good
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
We all liked Mike from '71
Back before his color was done
He was cool to sing
On stage with his four brothers
But now his face just brings me pain
We all know he'll never be the same
Shucks, on stage there was no other
He'd moonwalk in those shoes of his
Now he's got 2 ex-wives and 2 kids
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(He's changed his nose...now he looks like Janet)
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(Look at all the reporters, waiting for his skin to change)
Damn, are you sure he's a brother?
(fade out)
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