Everyone says “Oy, don’t get kicks
Pulling pole out and taking pix”!
The guy thinks it is so cool
Snapping, zapping shots of his tool
So now can he pull this off
Be the mayor of Goth-am?

Oh how will this spectacle end?
He acted rather underhand
An excessive poler
Who just loved to show
Not above but below

Comics’ glee for a laughing spree
Get rid of him
Leno, Letterman and more will moan
Dude with sext on the brain

Dude is the gaucho o’ meat show
He isn’t dangling
But expanded, lech’rous dong show
Name El “Carlos Danger” used
Bone-take-pix prow boy
Turns out it ain’t welcome fare
Plying his lust by phone

What’d he tell us?
“I’m doing fine
But he was back at it, big time
Oh man, his judgment is poor
Now we know what he’s swelling for
In Gotham lots of leeway
Dong shots OK at home

Oh how will this spectacle end?
He acted rather underhand
He’s a nasty toolboy
Enslaved by the show
Guy’s no Clarence Darrow

Compelled to display his spar
Look at it
Hopes the man who does gland video
Dude is his own worst bane

Dude is the gaucho o’ tweet-o
He’s Carlos Danger
With expanded, lech’rous dong show
And a self-displayer muse
Bone-take-pix prow boy
Would surely be welcome there
’fined* in the nutso home