-> "Stop Drag Shows In Your Town"
Original Song Title:
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stop Drag Shows In Your Town"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
Drags come knockin’ on Ron’s front door
Same old costumes they used before
Caked in make-up from head to shoes
Scared him so much that it made him poo
He says they always cause trouble in town
Sees them as some demon clowns
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”
It's hard know what a young Ron wanted
It's hard to know how much empathy he lost
With the woke he now wants to get even
Against the woke he wants to win it all
He wants them to just say goodbye
Wants boys to be boys and girls to be girls
Ron could never look trannies in the eye
He buckles with the weight of their perversion
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”
He sees freaks running loose in the world
Who got nothing better to do
Make a convert of some young school kid
They need protection at their schools
He really wants them to say goodbye
Wants boys to be boys and girls to be girls
Ron could never look trannies in the eye
He buckles with the weight of their perversion
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”
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