That squirl thinks that "its all mine"
That goon he chews my line (clothes line, electric line, he don't care)
That squirl thinks that he's so smart
That goon patrols and guards
He thinks I'm a nut to crack
That it is free and clear his yard
All my emotional fescue love (I love my lawn)
That he'll leave torn apart

That squirl thinks that he's so cute
He changes roles from toy to brute
He knows he keeps the upper branch
Cause he can sieze his chance
He doesn't bury nuts when I can see
He buries nuts when I am gone
And inside me there's a need to shout
"That its not to be his lawn!"
So let me tell you

That I love to? That I want to?
But my wife, kids and mother feed him
Tell you that I'd love to?
That I want to?
That I need to do
All that I have to, to win my lawn
I've been grumbling for a long time
And he's been playing for a long time
He know it's true
I've been scolding for a long time
And he's been running for a long time
It's time to do I have to do

That Squirl!
That Squirl! eech, eeech, eech, eeek, eeek (squirl sounds)

That squirl knows every driver's path
He plans the aftermath (better call Geico)
Those insurance rates are much too steep
That squirl has quite the plan
He says his breed has been drying out
Because no drivers ever swerve
But what he doesn't realize is that
He's steppin' on every nerve
That's why I gotta tell you

That I love to? That I want to?
But my wife, kids and mother feed him
Tell you that I'd love to?
That I want to?
That I need to do
All that I have to, to win my lawn