I love to play on online games
Team members from four diff'rent countries ev'ry day
But there's a hitch that's such a bitch:
I don't think my computer's up to snuff, okay?
Under a strain when things go boom
A hiss with each swung blade, a pop each time I shoot
God, this is it, I think it's doomed
Let out some real choice words that no mum would approve

Hard drive stalled, afraid my squad's screwed
Hard drive stalled, afraid they're boned out there
Hard drive stalled, afraid my squad's screwed
Really needing some more RAM or other parts

They could be fine, I'm just one guy
To cut a squad of five to four ain't bad, alright
I can't give me the pedigree
To say to challenge me is in-game suicide
So with me gone, my poor old team
Now has a gap larger than any vast ravine
My point is this: I think they're doomed
Because my PC was the server's linchpin, true

Hard drive stalled, afraid my squad's screwed
Hard drive stalled, afraid they're hosed out there, it's true
Hard drive stalled, afraid my squad's screwed
This is what I get for skimping on spare parts
Hard drive stalled (it's stalled), afraid (afraid) my squad's screwed
(It's stalled, afraid my squad's screwed)
Hard drive stalled (it's stalled), afraid they're boned out there (they're boned out there)
It's true (hard drive stalled, they're boned out there)
Hard drive stalled (it's stalled), afraid (afraid) my squad's screwed
(It's stalled, afraid my squad's screwed)
Using duct tape on the fan vents wasn't smart

Wasn't smart
Must restart ('fraid I must restart)