-> "I Won the Lotto"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Roboto"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Won the Lotto"
The Lyrics
I've got a lot of dough, I won the lotto,
I'm glad I bought that ticket
I've got a lot of dough, I won the lotto,
It is cool to have this cash.
You're wondering how I have- ching ching for the lottery.
Got tickets down for Japan, I am the lucky man
I won the Lucky Five, who woulda' guess that I'd win,
My guess is perfect, the cash keeps flowing, my brain's greedy sin.
So if you see me acting greedily, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who loved gambling, and these risks got me prizes,
I got a new prize -it fills me with pride.
A junkie a night, it's the gambler's life.
I'm not a poor bum without a good wage- cash is what I need
I started gambling underage, fact I got in for free.
I was the winner, the cash I savoured, I'd just spend all my dough.
I'm just a man whose lucky chances were like birth control.
Under my control-it's like birth control
Under my control-it's like birth control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
I've got a lot of dough, I won the lotto, got dough...got dough
I've got a lot of dough, I won the lotto, got dough...got dough
I've got a lot of dough, I won the lotto, got dough...got dough
Thank you very much, Indiana lotto.
For easing my job that just was to much to do.
Thank you very much, Indiana lotto.
For easing my job that just was to much to do.
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's plain to see: there's too much gambling,
Machines to take our dough. And to the banks they go
I'll never play you craps,
The slot machines are whack,
Yes, anyone can see
I love the lottery...
The Hoosier! Hoosier! Hoosier! Hoosier!
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