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Song Parodies -> "Mitt's a Robot...oh!"
Original Song Title:
"Mr.Roboto"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Styx
Parody Song Title:
"Mitt's a Robot...oh!"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
You don't think Karl Rove & his Super-Pac is helping Mitt Romney for his health, do you? Remember, he was "Bush's Brain".......guess who's head he wants to get inside next!
"Homos aren't allowed", said Mitt the Robot, No folks who like him are gay,
"Homos aren't allowed", said Mitt the Robot, No, he's no regular guy....
We're wondering why he ran, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
Looks like a mannequin, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
With accounts in Switzer-land, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
He is a wealthy man!
"I've got a secret I've been hiding in the Cayman Isles,
My wealth is awesome, I pay no taxes, don't look in my files,
So if you see me acting "plainly", it's just a disguise!
I'm just a man with tons of money, I got plenty to hide,
To keep this alive.....my campaign alive,
Plenty to hide to keep this alive"
He's like a robot with no emotions, just like what you see,
He will not help you with your problems....you have no money,
He's quite the hero... he's just a savior for Exxon & Koch,
He's just a man who's out of touch with us regular folk,
Mirrors and smoke, Mitt Romney's a joke,
He just needs control, G-O-P control,
He's just a wealthy man, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
Who does not understand, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
But Democrats can see, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
He's just a big pho-ny....",
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot; No homos!! (homos) No homos!! (homos)
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot; No homos!! (homos) No homos!! (homos)
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot,
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot,
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot, oh
"Thank you very much", said Mitt the Robot for throwing out the gays; I don't have the guts to";
"Thank you very much", said Mitt the Robot for helping my campaign just when I needed you
("Homos aren't allowed", said Mitt the Robot, No......) (repeat)
Thank you.... thank you! thank you!
I wanna thank you; Please.... thank you! Oh......
The problem's plain to see,
Too much corporate money,
Cor'prations ruin our lives,
Cor'prations de-humanize,
The time has come at last, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
To expose his sleazy past, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
Now everyone can see, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
the real Mitt Romney,
"I'm Karl Rove! Karl Rove! Karl Rove! Karl Rove..."
"Homos aren't allowed", said Mitt the Robot, No, he's no regular guy....
We're wondering why he ran, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
Looks like a mannequin, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
With accounts in Switzer-land, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
He is a wealthy man!
"I've got a secret I've been hiding in the Cayman Isles,
My wealth is awesome, I pay no taxes, don't look in my files,
So if you see me acting "plainly", it's just a disguise!
I'm just a man with tons of money, I got plenty to hide,
To keep this alive.....my campaign alive,
Plenty to hide to keep this alive"
He's like a robot with no emotions, just like what you see,
He will not help you with your problems....you have no money,
He's quite the hero... he's just a savior for Exxon & Koch,
He's just a man who's out of touch with us regular folk,
Mirrors and smoke, Mitt Romney's a joke,
He just needs control, G-O-P control,
He's just a wealthy man, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
Who does not understand, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
But Democrats can see, (Secret secret, it's not a secret)
He's just a big pho-ny....",
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot; No homos!! (homos) No homos!! (homos)
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot; No homos!! (homos) No homos!! (homos)
"Homos not allowed", said Mitt the Robot
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot,
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot,
"No homos are allowed", said Mitt the Robot, oh
"Thank you very much", said Mitt the Robot for throwing out the gays; I don't have the guts to";
"Thank you very much", said Mitt the Robot for helping my campaign just when I needed you
("Homos aren't allowed", said Mitt the Robot, No......) (repeat)
Thank you.... thank you! thank you!
I wanna thank you; Please.... thank you! Oh......
The problem's plain to see,
Too much corporate money,
Cor'prations ruin our lives,
Cor'prations de-humanize,
The time has come at last, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
To expose his sleazy past, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
Now everyone can see, (Secret secret, he's got a secret)
the real Mitt Romney,
"I'm Karl Rove! Karl Rove! Karl Rove! Karl Rove..."
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DUMB!!
Hey Jeff, gave you 5s based on the merit of your parody and did not rate on ideology. You have some valid points but in the end, it doesn't really matter who is elected this Nov b/c the economy needs stimulated, unemployment needs to be brought down drastically, and consumer confidence needs to be boosted. Add lower gas prices, affordable but practical healthcare, higher education needs, more human equality, and a strong defense against all of those that seek to harm the US or our Alies... well, the work is cut out for him anyway. Just maintaining a crumbling infrastructure, state-by-state is hard. I live in Cali and every year the budget fails, double what it shoudl be. Makes me sick...
Looks to me like Rob is on my/our side. :)
Mr. Obama is trying to implement and fix all these things, but the GOP just won't help. A Romney presidency will just make things worse.
Jeff, I am a Partlyline REP! But I agree that America is in trouble and no matter who wins, we are in decline. I just don't rate parodies on ideologies and the comment rants :)
I can appreciate this. Wrote one myself for today. Good rhyme scheme and use of the OS. He's not in his room, Mitt's waiting in the lobbies.
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