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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Rhymes That Are Panned"
Original Song Title:
"Too Much Time On The Hands"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Styx
Parody Song Title:
"Too Much Rhymes That Are Panned"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
Since my last post brought up a lively discussion of the subject matter, I thought I would submit a parody that would be less controversial in nature. Remember, we're here just to have fun.....Right?
Sitting on this website new entries aimiright
Got the the nine o’clock deadline
Fishing to find a hook to make the people look
So that I can get three 5’s
Trying to find a song that no one has done
Trying to find a song that is ripe for fun
Well I’m so tired of low scores
Comments that start word wars among the reviewers
I give it my best cause it’s all done in jest or that’s what I thought so
Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth the ridicule
Sometimes I wonder if I’m just old school
Sometimes I wonder if there is
Too much rhymes that are panned, it’s only a joke just a parody
Come on too much rhymes that are panned, it’s hard to believe all the obscenities
Really too much rhymes that are panned, our John A. Barry would agree
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Well I am not complaining, let me finish explaining
Before you start voting
All our songs can’t be hits and we are bound to miss
Let’s be kind to all that’s posting
Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth all the rhymes
Making fun of music, one song at a time
Sometimes i wonder if there is
Too much rhymes that are panned, it’s only a joke just a parody
Come on too much rhymes that are panned, it’s hard to believe all the obscenties
Really too much rhymes that are panned, our John A. Barry would agree
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Got the the nine o’clock deadline
Fishing to find a hook to make the people look
So that I can get three 5’s
Trying to find a song that no one has done
Trying to find a song that is ripe for fun
Well I’m so tired of low scores
Comments that start word wars among the reviewers
I give it my best cause it’s all done in jest or that’s what I thought so
Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth the ridicule
Sometimes I wonder if I’m just old school
Sometimes I wonder if there is
Too much rhymes that are panned, it’s only a joke just a parody
Come on too much rhymes that are panned, it’s hard to believe all the obscenities
Really too much rhymes that are panned, our John A. Barry would agree
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Well I am not complaining, let me finish explaining
Before you start voting
All our songs can’t be hits and we are bound to miss
Let’s be kind to all that’s posting
Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth all the rhymes
Making fun of music, one song at a time
Sometimes i wonder if there is
Too much rhymes that are panned, it’s only a joke just a parody
Come on too much rhymes that are panned, it’s hard to believe all the obscenties
Really too much rhymes that are panned, our John A. Barry would agree
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
Too much rhymes that are panned
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"All our songs can’t be hits and we are bound to miss Let’s be kind to all that’s posting" < I couldn't agree more with these sentiments when I started out I wrote rubbish parodies of the highest caliber so really I'm not in much of a position to badmouth somebody else's work particularly if they are new what I like to do if I must criticize (which there's fortunately not much need to do around here!) is to keep the criticisms as constructive and polite as possible without attacking the poster and I do this because I remember back to the days when I was starting out and admittedly sucked harder than a room full of vacuum cleaners I was given that very same kindness by the other writers around here at the time they would offer up constructive criticism and ways to fix the problems with my writing without getting nasty about it! I thank them and now I want to pass that kindness on... so in short you are right Dan we are here to have fun and we should not be overly harsh on each other way to go on this parody! a fun little one that I at least agree with and of course it helps that the OS is probably my favorite Styx song! 5's
Good for you, Dan- 555! And thanks Jon for your wise words of encouragement. I couldn't agree more.
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