I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock
It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Now, what you hear are programmed words prepared just for me
And me, the stooge, and the Fiend are gonna spin and deflect some heat
See, I am MAGA Mike, and I'd to give some dap,
To the Anglo’s full of hate, the Grand Dragon
The C.O.S.O.’s and white trash. But first, I gotta

Bang bang, the Border bill for Daddy,
Then up jump your outrage to the bang bang border,
Let's block, yep we won't stop,
Block the bill that'll make Biden a lock

Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my gal Marge,
C'mon, Marge, sing that song!

Check it out, I'm the N-E-A-N, the D-E-R-T,
And the rest is H-A-L,
You see I know all the code words Daddy loves to dish,
And I got his snake oil to sell.
You see, I'm five foot three, I drink MAGA tea
And I stand when I pee,
You see, I have a “Y” in my chromosome string
And they love me on Hannity.

My bodyguards, are MAGA retards
That shitpost by the ton,
I got a Christmas card from Q-Anon and a pair of Insurrection Ones.

So to cause some stress I make my way to the press,
Which is really what Daddy loves,
I get on cable TV, so he can see
Me bash good shit Biden does. I never talk about
Infrastructure, Chips Act , GDP,
And the market records every day,
Cause if I dare give him credit then my Daddy would get upset
And he wont let me come back to play.

Everybody say Bor-der Cri-sis, Mex-i-cans!! (Say what?)
We’re gonna get a good bill,
Gonna kill it in the house so Daddy T can campaign again
Everybody say In-sur-rec-tion, Roe vs Wade,
If your girl wants her health rights, today just ain’t her day.
Daddy T! My Honkey!
It's on you, so whatcha gonna do?

Well, it's on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The cucking don't stop till the break of dawn.
I said G-U-I, L-T-Y, it’s White House or bust for me,
You see I already owe half a billion in fines
And the DOJ indicted me

Well, my name is known all over the world
As a fraud and cheat who loves Epstein’s girls.
I'm goin' down in history
As Putin’s plot against democracy.

Now I'm spinnin' my lies and you're boarding the train,
The gaslighting gettin' into your brain
You start pointing your fingers and stompin' your feet
And hatin' your neighbor while while you're sitting in your seat
And then damn! Your inner monologue speaks, It says,
Damn! Am I a Red Neck freak!

Then you throw your sign high in the air,
And rock to Ted Nuggent, like you just don’t care
Truth Social shitpost you have to share,
From the sureshot MC for the affair.

Now, I'm not as young as the rest of the gang
But I stoke hateful flames just the same.
I got a pie shapped face, and a little boys peen
All I'm here to do, fam, is white wash the scene

Spinin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The spin don't stop until we break the law
Spinin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Like a hot judgement drop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop, don't you dare stop
Pay my bills y’all, give me whatcha got

I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the leader of the bunch
I just pop some speed and I’ll keep in stride,
'Cause all I'm here to do is reinforce the lies

Spinin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The spin don't stop until we break the law.
Spinin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Border Bill, y'all, Kill it on the floor
I'm gonna fuck you here, I'm gonna fuck you there,
I'm gonna fuck over this whole hemisphere.
'Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I put the dick, dick, dick in your behind.
I said one, two, three, four, tell me, MAGA Mike
What are you waiting for?

I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
And guess what, Q-Anon, we love you
'Cause your dumb and believe witha so much soul,
You even hate at a hundred and one years old.
I don't mean to brag, you’re not hard to host,
I’ll just spread Jesus Christ on your breakfast toast
Lock her up! Baby Bubba
Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
Cause the heat, heat, it's so unique
Come on everybody Bow Down to the fiend!

Have you ever been down to Mar-Alago to kneel
But the Spin just ain't no good?
Like Taylor Swift is a Psy-Op, Vlady Putin is great,
And Gold kicks will win over the hood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that it’s cool
And then Don says, "Democracy is way over hyped
What we need here is a King to Rule!”

So your heart starts pumpin' when you think of King Trump
And you spin just to try to save face
And then Don says "Man, I’ll primary you"
And he piles more lies on your plate
While the Dictator’s steamin', and Marjorie’s a memen'
Your spotted by the War Rooms Steve
And then you look in the mirror and see your soul slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese

But you say "That's great, I really love this place
I don't care what the voters think,
I’ll just sit here makin' myself millions
With this ugly dude that stinks
So you bust out the door to meet the press
Still rank from lies fed to you
But to your chagrin the first reporter in
Is CNN’s Manu Raju
And then you call up Don two hours later
To see if he saw the show
And he says, "I told Vivek you’re weak as fuck,
Baby Bubba, and you’ve got to go"

With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat