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Song Parodies -> "Rise Of The Pfizer"
Original Song Title:
"Eye Of The Tiger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Survivor
Parody Song Title:
"Rise Of The Pfizer"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Risin' up
Back on the sheets
Did just fine, did my dances
Went the distance
Now I'm back and complete
Just a man
And his pill to revive
Go many times
Won't happen too fast
I play my passion more slowly
Won't lose my grip
On how long I can last
I must fight
Just to keep him alive...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to invigorate my rifle
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Stokes my stayin' upright
Now I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
Flushed red face
Sweatin' with heat
Hangin' tough
Stayin' hugely
Side-effects odd
Still I take two of these
Corpus will you please fill 'til you rise...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to the challenge of my wife's will
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Petrifies my log right
As I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
Risin' up,
Straight to the spot ---
Grafenberg, got the glory!
Went the distance
Now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man
And his will to resize...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Filling up cavernosum 'til I'm quite full
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Makes the whole world seem tight
And I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
Back on the sheets
Did just fine, did my dances
Went the distance
Now I'm back and complete
Just a man
And his pill to revive
Go many times
Won't happen too fast
I play my passion more slowly
Won't lose my grip
On how long I can last
I must fight
Just to keep him alive...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to invigorate my rifle
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Stokes my stayin' upright
Now I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
Flushed red face
Sweatin' with heat
Hangin' tough
Stayin' hugely
Side-effects odd
Still I take two of these
Corpus will you please fill 'til you rise...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to the challenge of my wife's will
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Petrifies my log right
As I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
Risin' up,
Straight to the spot ---
Grafenberg, got the glory!
Went the distance
Now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man
And his will to resize...
It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Filling up cavernosum 'til I'm quite full
And the
Fast bone-reviver
Makes the whole world seem tight
And I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
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Good pacing, good contrast with the original song's theme...sex parodies are not my favorite, but few lyricists can mix slang and proper medical diction (no pun intended!) in the same song without making a sloppy impression. 5-4-5 here!
pfunny....pfives
Some people find the sexual theme a bit hard on the eyes. (pun intended). I thought this was very well done. 555.
Very good, JD. Fit the original song soo well :-)
Hehehehehehe....that was a treat!!! 5's
"I must fight Just to keep him alive..." LOL
Best TM parody I've seen to date.
Thanks Ingeborg, Alvin, Guy, Phil, Adagio, mac, and John. ("TM" parody?)
Maybe you should copyright this through official cavernosums, you might just have desribed the main plot of Rocky VI here... :-)
TM = trademark.
That was excellent :-)
Johnny D - Well, this was large fun...I really appreciate the cleverness and variety you incorporated in this one....
Thanks K1chyd, JB (again), Adam, and Paul. Peter --- I see what you mean about how this could be a theme song for " Rocky VI ", LOL! ;-)
Johnny
Johnny
Johnny...
Johnny
Johnny...
John! John-John-John! John-John-John! John-John-Johhhhhhhhn! Who needs Starbucks Doubleshot when you've got Johnny D and Pfizer? Maybe this should've been "Eye of the Snake!" Give this guy an inch, and he'll...
Thanks, Ashkicksass and Michael.
Well Done, Johnny D! I give this STRAIGHT 5's!
Heh heh, thank you MasonR!
(ABC) No other song in recorded history has the word "cavernosum" methinks. For that alone, kudos.
(ABC) Already voted before. A leetle ___ for a contest?
R05-Well, I suppose I will cancel my "Guy With Viagra" parody planned to this OS now, it wood not be this good. Grafenberg was a great sub too for "got the guts". Excellent pacing/rhyming as always.
ABC - RAOTFLMAO 5s
(ABC05) - you don't get better pacing than "And the Fast bone-reviver Petrifies my log right" although "Just a man And his will to resize..." comes close - a classic, Johnny D - 555
(ABC) Gotta agree with Stu, JD....is there no lyric you can't rhyme rudely? This is a Johnny classic. 555
ABC- Oh Johnny.. you saucy devil. Very good job. Gives hope to those who are erectionally challenged. 555
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