Lightin' up
Tacklin' the weed
My first time thought I'd chance it
Took a big hit
And was off of my feet
And right then my hall's RA arrived

Most other guys
Would surely have been
Afraid and fashioned a story
But like we've heard about George Washington
I replied and could not tell a lie:

¨I am high as a kite sir
I would kill for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sir¨

Stuffed my face
I had to eat
Lots of stuff
I was hungry
Then saw the guy
Who had bought all those sweets
He was mad and I had this reply

¨I am high as a kite, sir
I'd have killed for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sir¨

Callin' up
Straight to the cops
He did not
Like my story
I'm at district
Court and hope I will not
Give the judge the same silly reply:

¨I was high as a kite, sir
I'd have killed for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sir¨