Anemia, flesh-eatin’ germs
Heart attack, liver cancer
Leukemia
Bad diseases, I feign
I cut myself and they sew me up

So many times, I have no control
I’ll sell my soul to the devil
For ‘tention
From a medical doc
He’s the one that will keep me alive

I want the pills made by Pfizer
And by Merck and Upjohn
Swallow them every day
‘Cause I’m dyin’
And my medical doctor
Thinks that I am insane
And he's cuttin’ me off from
Merck and Pfizer

Every day, I will go down
To the ER for some treatment
I chug it down
Ipecac, syrup of
To make ‘em think there’s somethin’ wrong

Gimme the pills made by Pfizer
And by Merck and Upjohn
Swallow them every day
‘Cause I’m dyin’
And my medical doctor
Thinks that I am insane
And he's cuttin’ me off from
Merck and Pfizer

Locked me up, on the nut ward
In leg irons
And a locked straitjacket
Andria has no drugs to survive

‘Cause she’s locked on the nut ward
For Munchhausen Syndrome
Medicated, restrained
And sedated
And she’s got hypochondra
Claimed diseases, was weird
And she’s locked up for life
‘Cause of the pills from Pfizer

And ipecac syrup

And self-amputation

False claims to the doctor

Self-harm, she inflicted