-> "Horn of the Narwhal"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Horn of the Narwhal"
The Lyrics
Living in the Arctic Ocean,
Where mammals barely can thrive
Is a creature of great mystery,
In the cold northen poles can survive,
Long ago, they traded its teeth,
For supposed magical powers,
They didn't know it was from what beast,
As they had never seen it alive...
It's the horn of the narwhal, it's a modified tooth
Sprouting out in the shape of a spiral,
A long ivory tusk like some sea unicorn,
Is in truth just the majestic horn...of the narwhal!
Male narwhals have only two teeth,
The one on the right stays quite small,
But the left one protrudes through the lip,
Grows as long as a human is tall!
It's the horn of the narwhal, it's a modified tooth
Sprouting out in the shape of a spiral!
A long ivory tusk like some sea unicorn,
Is in truth just the majestic horn...of the narwhal!
But just why a whale has a tusk, nobody can answer,
Some say it's used to spear fish, or fight off a rival male,
It's now believed, because of its nerves, that it's used as a sensor,
Nonetheless, it's a glorious sight, of a horn that's attached to a whale!
It's the horn of the narwhal, it's a modified tooth
Sprouting out in the shape of a spiral!
A long ivory tusk like some sea unicorn
Is in truth just the majestic horn...of the narwhal!
The horn of the narwhal!
The horn of the narwhal!
The horn of the narwhal!
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