Waking up, need something to stream
These are weird circumstances
Binged The Last Dance
Black Mirror gives me creeps
A man keeps Baby Yoda alive

So many shows, they go by too fast
Ozark’s a familiar story
Don't you forget 'bout the shows of the past
Unsolved Mysteries has just been revived

But the guy with the tigers
Oh my god I know, right?
And that bitch Carole Baskin
Who’s his rival
And she fed her ex husband
To big cats in the night
Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy
With the tigers

The Good Place, has Space Force beat
Hamilton’s now on Disney
Watched The Sopranos
It took less than a week
Have you seen naked people survive?

But the guy with the tigers
He's in fight after fight
Time to watch Law and Order
For a while
I can't go to my office
So I watch Jim and Dwight
Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy
With the tigers

Food Network, just marathoned Chopped
Twilight Zone has great stories
Got HBO, how am I gonna stop
Can House keep his next patient alive?

But the guy with the tigers
Has us hooked every night
There won't be many new shows
For a while
There’s not much in production
Besides UFC fights
Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy
With the tigers
The guy with the tigers
The guy with the tigers
The guy with the tigers
The guy with the tigers