She's a native of Wyoming
She's adept at spilling beverage
But her charming elvish candour
Often gives her extra leverage
She's a parodist par excellence
A diamond in the rough, but
Because she's just had a birthday
I'll reveal some other stuff

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She's a messageboard Madonna
On The Only Thread That Matters
With her good friend Ashkicksass they're
Leaving weaker souls in tatters
And she wants to pump some Diesel
There's a guy she'd love to Vin
With her sharp wit she can play us
Like a new violin!

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She's a Rings fanatic
Coz of her, many converted
And a guy called Tech Support Fred
Stalks her, acting all perverted
And she posted her first parody
A ditty she called “Frodo”
Way back in November of ‘03
Heylook how far she's come!

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She's also a superhero
Elite Super Squad doth scare me
And she's got abundant powers
But she uses them so fairly
She will spend your cash quite freely
Max your Visa without shame
But if you're man enough to win her
Your life sure won't be lame

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Will this parody continue?
One more thing I have to mention
Arwen's famous facial feature
It's that devastating POUT!

So happy birthday Arwen
I've run out of lines
And I won't ramble on.

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I'll finish up this ditty
Happy Birthday once again