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Song Parodies -> "Staring Down the Blouse"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Down the House"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Talking Heads
Parody Song Title:
"Staring Down the Blouse"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Watch out
You might get yourself lifted
Cool boobies
Heaving with that cleavage
I'm an ordinary guy
Staring down the blouse
Look right, try not to blow your cover
Up tight, she must be wearing leather
What a bod, I got to say
Staring down the blouse
Want to lick it, they don't sag, think of humpin', oh, my Lord
So much lactation is near
Close enough, in front so far, like to drive them like a car
Fight desire, on fire
All wet
Hey, I might need a Kleenex
Look down
She's talking, I don't hear it
Someday they'll hang down to her knees
Staring down the blouse
I will look right at her face, but I'm still thinkin' "bout that shelf
Gonads ruling my space
Nipples doing all the work, baby, must be cold in here
Gonna burst through the silk
That blouse
S'out of the ordinary
That's tight
Just want to see that body
Two things sure can sweep me off my feet
Staring down the blouse
No visible means of support, and how I'd wish she'd let me pet
Everything goes together
I don't know what to expect, but I sure love that double set
Fight desire, on fire
You might get yourself lifted
Cool boobies
Heaving with that cleavage
I'm an ordinary guy
Staring down the blouse
Look right, try not to blow your cover
Up tight, she must be wearing leather
What a bod, I got to say
Staring down the blouse
Want to lick it, they don't sag, think of humpin', oh, my Lord
So much lactation is near
Close enough, in front so far, like to drive them like a car
Fight desire, on fire
All wet
Hey, I might need a Kleenex
Look down
She's talking, I don't hear it
Someday they'll hang down to her knees
Staring down the blouse
I will look right at her face, but I'm still thinkin' "bout that shelf
Gonads ruling my space
Nipples doing all the work, baby, must be cold in here
Gonna burst through the silk
That blouse
S'out of the ordinary
That's tight
Just want to see that body
Two things sure can sweep me off my feet
Staring down the blouse
No visible means of support, and how I'd wish she'd let me pet
Everything goes together
I don't know what to expect, but I sure love that double set
Fight desire, on fire
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just the word "blouse" alone is somehow erotic, Rick - 555
Nice job, Rick...yeah, I agree with Stuart...Jeez, this tempts me to try and clean up my parody of Brewer & Shipley's "Crested Butte" so it could be posted...of course, I don't know if anybody knows the OS here, anyway...But, enough about me (for the moment anyway...lol). 5's ~ ~ ~
Reminds one of the Seinfeld episode on this topic. Lift and separate these Fives.
<>Paul Robinson, "Crested Butte"? Yep, seen it, but what about Wyoming's "Grand Tetons" --- look that up in your French Funk & Wagnall's!
<>Paul Robinson, "Crested Butte"? Yep, seen it, but what about Wyoming's "Grand Tetons" --- look that up in your French Funk & Wagnall's!
TT - Maybe I WILL try to clean up my parody and submit it...it's not really that dirty (in my opinion, anyway...just a couple words to modify)...more of a "loving tribute", actually.
The Kick-Myself-For-Not-Thinking-Of-This-One Award of the Month goes to.....Rick Duncan!
Reminds me of a line from the old "Bras on 45" single: "Whenever she stopped dancing, bits o' her kept wobblin' about". Great idea, many laughs, and right to the point(s)!
Barely remember TOS, but great job all the same.
Could be worse, could've been "Blouse and the Rising Gun!" (Love gun, that is.) I'm not sure who's more in need of decent female companionship, Rick or myself, but if how good the respective parodies on the subject are, he's a little ahead of me. About five paces ahead. Tommy: Careful what you say about Wyoming's Grand Tetons. A certain elf may threaten legal action. Then again, she may end up laughing her pretty head off.
Michael Pacholek, I know about the elf in WY; I don't know whether her Tetons are Grand, but I do know that that's their name and that it came from two French trappers or explorers who hadn't seen a woman in almost a year, saw the two peaks of the mountain range, and called them the Big Teat Mountains, which is an inside joke to locals and Frenchies. And that's the truth.
Quick! What color were her eyes? I did'nt know either! 555!
Very funny, 555s
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Hard not to agree with Agri's comment! Stu's is on the money as well :)
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