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Song Parodies -> "Pout (Arwen's About)"
Original Song Title:
"Shout"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tears For Fears
Parody Song Title:
"Pout (Arwen's About)"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
A reply to Arwen's lovely parody "I Just Need To Pout (The Bratty Girlfriend Song)..and a tribute to her (obviously) worn down fella..you go girl!
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
Men turn to moosh when the lips puff out
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
In ancient times
We men believed we had control
That wasn't right
We'd drool over some sexy doll
And Arwen knows
The way to get a guy to beg
Hot looks she throws
There's movement in the trouser leg!
There's movement in the...
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
Confess your sins if you feel devout
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
You'll walk the dog
You'll do the dishes, mop the floor
Your mind's a fog
She always leaves you wanting more!
She always leaves you..
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
She feels like rain after a long drought
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
And now she's crept under your guard
Friends telling you you're soft
But now some things are really hard!
Now some things are..
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
Men turn to moosh when the lips puff out
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
Arwen's about!
Men turn to moosh when the lips puff out
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
In ancient times
We men believed we had control
That wasn't right
We'd drool over some sexy doll
And Arwen knows
The way to get a guy to beg
Hot looks she throws
There's movement in the trouser leg!
There's movement in the...
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
Confess your sins if you feel devout
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
You'll walk the dog
You'll do the dishes, mop the floor
Your mind's a fog
She always leaves you wanting more!
She always leaves you..
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
She feels like rain after a long drought
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
And now she's crept under your guard
Friends telling you you're soft
But now some things are really hard!
Now some things are..
Pout, Pout
Arwen's about!
Men turn to moosh when the lips puff out
Oh God! She's pouting at you..
Oh God!
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KRISTOF!! I can not remember when I have been more flattered! Such an excellent portrait of the real me...so accurate in every way...and a sure way to keep me from pouting all day long! (unless you really want me to...; )...) Thank you!!! 555!
I thought maybe I'd only get one vote for this one:- and hey presto, here it is!! Thankyou my pouty princess.
WHAT!?! If nobody else votes on this, I'm going to be in a fight with the WHOLE site. People do tribute songs all the time...folks'll vote. If they know what's good for them, anyway...=)
555.....ya know, laydeez, there's a certain kind of pout that THIS man LIKES to see.... heh heh heh ;--x
You are such a precious (hey, a LOTR reference...you must be winning me over)...OK, shameless flirting over, I don't want your man to come after me!! :-)
Kristof, I AM precious...and I AM clearly winning you over...but don't worry about anyone coming after you...I'm extremely protective of anyone who writes FABULOUS parodies about me...=)
"Laydeez"? Where do you buy your medallions and stick-on chest hair from, Johnny? :-)
Kristof- I wasn't sure whether you meant Arwen the elf from LOTR, or our own Arwen, parody writer... but I guess it works pretty well either way ;-)
Phil..definitely OUR Arwen. But, good point!
wonderful...arwen's reknowned poutiness achieves world-wide recognition...5s
Coming soon, Arwen/Kristof's tirbute to Motley Crue--Pout At The Devil. ;) 555
LOL! Don't let Your Worst Nightmare read it, though...it would totally piss him off...
Kristof - A spout about pout. I liked it. Yeah, I guess Arwen is kinda OK, after all...5's
HEY! I'm more than KINDA okay, Mister Robinson! (pouting now)
Yes, Arwen, yes! Pout for us! POUT FOR US! OH! OH! ;-D
Oh my hell, that was SO GREAT! Bravo, woo hoo, yee haw, and all that other crap. 555
You are so naughty, Johnny....
What can I say, Arwen? You bring out the Balrog in me.
hehehe...
"You bring out the Balrog in me." - sounds like an excellent title for a parody, JD: all you need to do now is find a song to fit.
It's about time some elf other than Legolas got some props 'round here recently (never mind me,I saw ,"Troy"a couple of weeks ago and I'm still thinking in terms of "Omigosh! ,Will Turner or Legolas would never have done what Paris did in this movie!) Three pouty 5's for you ,Arw- I mean Kristoff !!!!
and if the Arwen of AmIright is reading this-you always Rock!
That was incedible. Arwen DOES rock! What an incredible tribute to her! 555!
It's like I may never pout again...you guys are all awesome...but give the props to the magic maker...Mr. Robertson...=) Kristof...thanks again and again...every time I read this I smile a little more...I'm going to have to put my thinking cap on and come up with something AMAZING to repay you!!! =) mmmmmwah!!!
A very nice & naughty tribute! Excellent!
Hell, I've really opened a can'o' worms here!! All these lusty guys singing your praises, Arwen. Hey, you deserve it....
Not pouting now...just blushing...=)
Arwen, not pouting now? Hmm...that will never do. Many desire your pensive pout. Well, then I'd better get to work...(designated pout-meister). It's a thankless job...
Hmmm, somebody (not me!) could write a parody of George Michael's "Careless Whisper", around the line "I'm never gonna pout again" ....... heh heh heh ...... ;-D
Johnny...now you HAVE to write it. Write it from my POV if you need to...but I can't write stuff that people suggest to me...I feel like I'm stealing. And what if it sucks? And they are like, "I SO expected it to be good when I told her to write it. She is so lame." Then I'd be pouting for sure!!
Hmmm, I dunno, Arwen, maybe I'll cobble something together and post it in the monkey room! ;-)
Great work as usual. One of the best LOTR-themed parodies, methinks.
No tears, no fears, no pout...
Oh just FYI, Mister Robertson...I have been trying SOOO hard to write the kick assiest parody ever in return for this gem...but I'm failing horribly. What I've got now...the choruses really DO kick ass...but the verses are entirely TOO lame to do you justice. So...don't think I don't love you...I am just apparently not as good as I thought I was...hmph...
Keep trying Arwen...all pearls come from oysters, and who really likes oysters??
WE DO! (wait a sec, THOSE things were pearls?!!! We coulda been RICH!!!)
5-4-5 is my vote.
I vote 5-4-4 on this really great parody.
WHO gave this 2s???? Seriously...
>WHO gave this 2s???? Seriously...
"OK, so they've got a cave troll" ;-)
"OK, so they've got a cave troll" ;-)
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