-> "Obiwan Has Really Taught You Well"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants to Rule The World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Obiwan Has Really Taught You Well"
The Lyrics
What now Jedi knights?
All the Sith are dead
And you're getting old
On the sofa
When you want a snack or cold brew
You just levitate it to you
Obiwan has really taught you well
Jedi knights disperse
Move out to the 'burbs
Buy a little house
You can always
Be a hero to your neighbor
Start his grill with your lightsaber
Obiwan has really taught you well
On their porches, retired Jedi
Use their skills to keep youngsters off their lawns
With a force push that sends them flying
You're getting dates with young chicks
By using Jedi mind tricks
Obiwan has really taught you well
With your Jedi precognition
Won't miss "Alf" on television
Obiwan has really taught you well
Fam'ly will never never never never slight you
You Force them all to write you
Obiwan has really taught you well
Eating bran and prunes and lettuce
To avoid a great disturbance
Obiwan has really taught you well
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