Song Parodies -> "The Fart Still Lingers"

Original Song Title:

"Memories Fade"

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Original Performer:

"The Fart Still Lingers"

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The Lyrics

Yeah, this is kinda juvenile, but at least it's not as explicit as the Poomaster's work, wherever he pissed off to (no pun intended).

Hey there buddy
What's happening?
You're looking strained there, Steve
I cannot see the reason for your pain
Pained look has gone
So what was wrong
Why didn't it last long?
Holding some gas for ten hours, you say?

That must've caned on your tightened sphincter
Well done, my friend
That is worth a beer or ten
Wait a minute, what's that awful odour?

Eeeeeeeeurgh
Yeeeeergh

Man, that was low
What you just pulled
Wait, no, pushed, I should say
Deliberately you held it in your arse
Then, I presume
You went and looked
For someone far away
To drop your guts near them and watch 'em barf

Need a nose peg cause the fart still lingers
You bastard "friend"
Never pull that stunt again
Don't you dare run, you deserve to suffer

Eeeeeeeeurgh
Yeeeeergh

I cannot talk
Not much to say
If I did, I would gag
Though I can sing, it's most peculiar, hey?
My mind is weak
The stench is great
Come back, you piece of slag
You'll sniff until your brain's decayed away

Nostrils won't close and the fart still lingers
Listen, my "friend"
If you try this trick again
I hope you try...
Too hard, my "friend"
And you follow through, and then
Your pants will reek and the stains will linger

Eeeeeeeeurgh
Yeeeeergh
Yeeeeergh

They'll linger
They'll linger
Yeeeeeeeeesss...

"Happening" has four syllables, "hours" has two, "deliberately" has four. If something "canes", that means it hurts, like being whacked on the arse with a cane (duh).

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Matthias - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Ugh! You know my feeling on fart/poo/piss parodies and there's not much that can change my ideas on them, unless the idea is super original (like your Pee-Ammo Man parody) this however was just another run of the mill fart parody and... well... yeah... Not my cup of tea.

2Eagle - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

That's my guilty pleasure and it's up to my standards.

Mark Scotti - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) George carlin had "hits" with his talk about "s#its", smells like fives...

Agrimorfee - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

In spite of the subject matter, this one made me laugh more than the others in this Artistry round. Genius to incorporate the "arghhhh!" vocal into the humor.

Below Average Dave - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Uh, ironically, the original artist's name actually could be related to your parody--I've smelt some so bad I was brought to tears--those were certainly the ones I feared. I have never been a poonazi, if its funny--its funny--and this was funny, 5s

Christie Marie M - September 11, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry 80) Creative use of toilet humor! Now I'm going to have to buy myself an air freshener for this one! This reeks of laughs and entertainment! Now odoriferous 555's still lingers!

Rex - September 12, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Fav line: "Though I can sing, it's most peculiar, hey?" You took a stinky topic and made it smell like a rose.

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