Scout, scout, scope that place out
There's lots of things there to learn about
Go o-on, need info from you, get lo-ost
Scout, scout, I can't have doubts
About what's out there, don't mess about
Come o-on, need you to be movin' o-on

Go write down sites that need a bigger defense wa-all
And if you spy the enemy, go kick his ba-alls
Just keep in mind that I'm relying on you, bo-oy
To make sure my whole kingdom doesn't get destro-oyed

Do you want my kingdom destro-oyed? (Scout, scout)
Search all about
Ev'ry advantage you can find out
Go o-on and please don't take too damn lo-ong

You'll see in time your efforts will not be in vai-ain
So move your hide, and get that map filled in toda-ay

Try not to get killed on the wa-ay (scout, scout)
Learn all about
Flora and fauna, write that crap down
Get o-on with it, best be movin' o-on
Scout, scout, don't make me shout
Throw my figurative weight about
And to-oss you in prison, move alo-ong

Scout, scout, come on, move out (move your arse ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-out)
Time is a-wasting, you worthless lout
Come o-on, don't stand there you stupid moro-on

Need to know where to place more gua-uards
My other scouts do fine, why do you have such a slow sta-art?
Just pull your finger out your a-arse (scout, scout)
Move the hell out (move your a-arse)
None of my kingdom should be in doubt (one flaw could tear my reign apa-art)
Go o-on, do what you're meant to, move o-on
Scout, scout, dumb as a trout
I'm close to pulling my last hairs out
Come on, the hell's wrong with you? So move o-on

Scout, scout, damn layabout
Pick up your sketchbook and move on out
Go o-on, you need to be movin' o-on
I'm not a patient man, you kno-ow (Scout, scout, find all things out)
Things to do, places to go-o (pull your proverbial finger out)
Do this thing for me (Go o-on, need info from you)
So that my stack will fail to blo-ow (go o-on)
Scout, scout, do your job now (is this some glitch in the game ca-art?)
Don't want to reload my save-game now (my progress would be lost, that's a-arse)
Come o-on, NPC's all screwed, guess I've lo-ost