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Song Parodies -> "A Safe Night On Elm Street"
Original Song Title:
"Old And Wise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Alan Parsons Project
Parody Song Title:
"A Safe Night On Elm Street"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
This is my 8th and final Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "Eye In The Sky." Though I skipped a couple of instrumentals, I will claim this parody album as a whole album.
I feel so safe on Elm Street
I no longer smell Freddy's feet
Though I feel so left behind, I hope to meet a girl
Somewhere on a website called JDate
Anywhere in the world
Tonight, when I close my eyes
Freddy Krueger won't come to me
That guy's dead and I feel so free
He caused me a big waste of time
Whenever I have a girlfriend
Freddy will never kill that girl of mine
And I could dream of seeing a girl's bright eyes
Oh, when I close my eyes
There will be no more Freddy
Or dark demons surrounding me
Soon I won't be left behind, where can I ever go?
I could go to a clock tower
And meet a girl I know
Tonight, when close my eyes
I could dream of a girl with me
Hangin' around at a home by the sea
But Freddy won't disturb my time
Freddy won't steal a soul from me
Or steal one from my future girlfriend of mine
And I could dream of seeing a girl's bright eyes
Oh, when I close my eyes
There will be no more Freddy
I no longer smell Freddy's feet
Though I feel so left behind, I hope to meet a girl
Somewhere on a website called JDate
Anywhere in the world
Tonight, when I close my eyes
Freddy Krueger won't come to me
That guy's dead and I feel so free
He caused me a big waste of time
Whenever I have a girlfriend
Freddy will never kill that girl of mine
And I could dream of seeing a girl's bright eyes
Oh, when I close my eyes
There will be no more Freddy
Or dark demons surrounding me
Soon I won't be left behind, where can I ever go?
I could go to a clock tower
And meet a girl I know
Tonight, when close my eyes
I could dream of a girl with me
Hangin' around at a home by the sea
But Freddy won't disturb my time
Freddy won't steal a soul from me
Or steal one from my future girlfriend of mine
And I could dream of seeing a girl's bright eyes
Oh, when I close my eyes
There will be no more Freddy
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Congrats on another completed album! Good thing you explained what jdate was.
Thank you, Agrimorfee!
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