-> "Ballad of Veruca Salt"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing On A High Wire"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ballad of Veruca Salt"
The Lyrics
There's this girl, who's always acting very selfish
Asking for everything
Her name is Veruca Salt, who's British
Now, she's getting nothing
Because she's number zero,
She might wind up like a whore
When her daddy answers "no,"
She begs him even a few times more
Veruca's a bad girl, she never says "please"
She pissed off the squirrels, now she's rotten cheese
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She's been bad to her dad
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She made her dad look bad
Veruca Salt thinks her dad's made of money
She's been wasting his time
She's been asking for another pony
Now, she is worthless slime
Veruca Salt is thrown in
The smelly garbage dump
She's stuck in this dirty bin
She treats her daddy just like Trump
She's smelling like a fish---and a rotten steak
Choosing to be selfish---is not a piece of cake
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She screams, "I want it now!"
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She's smelling like a sow
That girl has no manners, she never says "thanks"
She begs for some dollars, from too many banks
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She's rude and horrible
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She's facing big trouble
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
She'll be kicked out today
She's a stupid spoiled daughter
There's hell for her to pay
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