-> "Locked Up At Home On Elm Street"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Wanna Go Home"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Locked Up At Home On Elm Street"
The Lyrics
(While the piano music begins, I pick up the wired phone and dial my girlfriend's number.)
***Phone***: Sorry, the number you have just dialed is not a working number or the phone is disconnected.
***Me***: Oh shit! My parents not only put bars on the windows and locked the doors, but they must have disconnected the phone. They've hidden my cell phone and they're usin' their own cell phones.
(Then the rockin' music jumps in.)
My parents are damn fools
Thinkin' they would lock me in
They don't want me to go to any place
There's no way to go outside, I'm locked in
I cannot stay up late
Who knows if I'm gonna die?
I wish I could save my girlfriend
From that Freddy guy, who'd make us all die
And I wish I could burn Freddy Krueger's bones
But I am locked up at home
My parents are damn fools
Hidin' every f**kin' coffee cup
And all the coffee is gone now
There's no way to stay up tonight, can't stay up
I wish Freddy would never come back
He bothers me like a fly
There is no way I can use the phone
And there is no minutes I can buy
And I'm feelin' so f**ked up and all alone
Because I'm locked up at home
I'm feelin' like my life
Is gettin' torn
I wish Freddy's never been born
And my girlfriend is feelin' all left alone
She knows I'm locked up at home
I wish I could call her name with a bull-horn
But I'm locked up at home
I'm feelin' like my life
Is gettin' torn
I wish Freddy's never been born
(While the piano music finishes, the phone rings. I pick up the phone and hear a girl's scream on the phone.)
***Freddy***:
Come and get her, asshole!
(Freddy does an evil laugh and hangs up.)
***Phone***:
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
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