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Song Parodies -> "Dog Crap"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The B-52s
Parody Song Title:
"Dog Crap"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Coming back from long vacation
And I look in my yard
And see 15 piles of the...
Dog crap! Dog crap yeah!
From the woods to my lovely driveway
Covered up with canine waste
Fly-infested canine waste
The mastiff next door
He's as big as a whale
And he's coated my lawn
With his dog crap
The Dane down the street
He's "Great" but he's messy
His owner never picks up all his doodies!
The dog crap
It accumulates 'cause the
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap baby, dog crap ba-bee
Crap baby, covered with gnats
Ooo crap baby, covered with gnats
Sign says...Woo...Keep off the grass
But dogs' asses keep dropping off crap
"Leash and pick up"
But the neighbors don't heed
Never pick up the crap
And that is a fact
Shit next to my mailbox
Shit right by the hydrant
Shit is on my front porch
Shit is on the driveway
The dog crap
It accumulates 'cause the
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap ba-bee
Dog crap baby
Dog crap, covered with gnats
Squattin' and a poopin'
Sniffin' and a barkin'
Always wearin' nothing 'cause
Dogs just never wear clothes!
The dog crap's stinky
The dog crap's stinky
When all the dogs are poopin'
Around and around
And around and around
All the dogs are poopin'
And I'M the one who's scoopin, baby!
They send their dogs outside
And they flock to MY lawn
Just to do their poopin'
Then I end up scoopin', baby
Stinky little craps!
Stupid little craps!
There goes that Mastiff
He's as big as a whale
And he's lifting up his tail!
The Dane down the street
He's "Great" but he's messy
His owner never picks up all his doodies!
The dog crap, it accumulates 'cause
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap baby, dog crap ba-bee
(Dog crap....Dog crap....)
Dog crap, gathering gnats
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
(Gripe a little louder, baby!)
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
(I can't hear you!)
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
Plop plop plop, on my lawn
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
Plop plop
You're WHAT?
DIS......GUSTED!
Dog crap!
Baby, dog crap!
Dog crap!
Baby, dog crap!
Crap, baby
Gathering gnats
Dog crap, baby
Dog crap!
Crap, baby
That is a fact
Squattin' and a poopin'
Sniffin' and a barkin'
Making dog crap!
And I look in my yard
And see 15 piles of the...
Dog crap! Dog crap yeah!
From the woods to my lovely driveway
Covered up with canine waste
Fly-infested canine waste
The mastiff next door
He's as big as a whale
And he's coated my lawn
With his dog crap
The Dane down the street
He's "Great" but he's messy
His owner never picks up all his doodies!
The dog crap
It accumulates 'cause the
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap baby, dog crap ba-bee
Crap baby, covered with gnats
Ooo crap baby, covered with gnats
Sign says...Woo...Keep off the grass
But dogs' asses keep dropping off crap
"Leash and pick up"
But the neighbors don't heed
Never pick up the crap
And that is a fact
Shit next to my mailbox
Shit right by the hydrant
Shit is on my front porch
Shit is on the driveway
The dog crap
It accumulates 'cause the
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap ba-bee
Dog crap baby
Dog crap, covered with gnats
Squattin' and a poopin'
Sniffin' and a barkin'
Always wearin' nothing 'cause
Dogs just never wear clothes!
The dog crap's stinky
The dog crap's stinky
When all the dogs are poopin'
Around and around
And around and around
All the dogs are poopin'
And I'M the one who's scoopin, baby!
They send their dogs outside
And they flock to MY lawn
Just to do their poopin'
Then I end up scoopin', baby
Stinky little craps!
Stupid little craps!
There goes that Mastiff
He's as big as a whale
And he's lifting up his tail!
The Dane down the street
He's "Great" but he's messy
His owner never picks up all his doodies!
The dog crap, it accumulates 'cause
Neighbors never clean it
Dog crap baby, dog crap ba-bee
(Dog crap....Dog crap....)
Dog crap, gathering gnats
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
(Gripe a little louder, baby!)
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
(I can't hear you!)
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
Plop plop plop, on my lawn
Plop plop plop, on my lawn baby
Plop plop
You're WHAT?
DIS......GUSTED!
Dog crap!
Baby, dog crap!
Dog crap!
Baby, dog crap!
Crap, baby
Gathering gnats
Dog crap, baby
Dog crap!
Crap, baby
That is a fact
Squattin' and a poopin'
Sniffin' and a barkin'
Making dog crap!
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Funny! Although I rated this a perfect 15, ten might be a more appropriate score...three and a turd, three and a turd, three and a turd! ;D
Thanks!
555, whew... that would be a pretty smelly scenario.
Dog crap's gross. Cleaning up crap happens to be the sickest job in America, next to changing diapers. After cleaning up after my dogs, I have to wash and wipe their buns afterwards so crap doesn't get stuck on there as well as their fur. Your song isn't crap at all, that's for sure. And 5's!
This was not crappy at all. Great job and laugh out lod funny. 5's.
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