-> "Cutbacks"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cutbacks"
The Lyrics
Intro: If you see a coral slip on the top of your desk
You best pack your stuff, you got
Cutback!
Cutbacks, oh no…
I’m headed for unemployment today
Eight years at this job, down the drain
Screw it, I was very under payed
Verse 1: I had me a job, was as dull as a snail
Then I heard we were headed for some cutbacks
I got me a pink slip, they said my works boring
I hurry up, and get these hate pranks going!
Chorus: These cutbacks are a stupid old thing where
Guys like me get so screwed!
Cutbacks, they stink (Those cutbacks stink)
Cutbacks! Stupid cutbacks!
Cutback! So I’ll strike back!
Verse 2: Sign says, female restroom
Switcheroo, now that’s payback
I’ll hide way back, in the shadows of a plant
As an trusting young lad, gets an angry woman smack
Swap half out with whole milk
Stealing all the creamer
Stapler inside Jell-O
Pee inside the cooler!
Chorus: These cutbacks are a really good way for
Me to wreak my vengeance!
Cutbacks yippee! (Cutbacks yippee!)
Cutbacks! Bring payback!
Cutbacks! Brace for attack!
Verse 3: Grabbing and a kissing
Drumming on my tummy
Wearing next to nothing
Cuz what can I lose? Nothing!
My old boss screaming
Cuz all his files shifted around
And around, and around, and around!
Douse your lap in Yoohoo
I’ll do all I choose to, baby!
Folks getting glue to chairs when they sit down!
Time for work time boozing
Hey flash me your boobies, baby!
Cut me little slack!
I just got cutback!
Verse 4: It’s getting stuffy, may I borrow your chair
Cuz it’s about to get air!
I lost me a job, don’t know how I’ll make money
But worry not, for now I’ll just be funny!
Chorus: Your cutbacks could’ve been a mistake you
Wish you’d chosen better
Cutback whoopsies! (A cutback whoopsy)
Cutbacks! Have a bounce back!
Cutbacks! Can cut you back!
Bridge: Bang, bang, bang on the desk maybe
Talk a little louder sugar
Chain, chain, chain up the doors maybe
They can’t hear you!
Bang! Bang!
On the doors baby
Sang! Sang!
You can join baby!
Slang! Slang!
Dat’s what I’m sayin’
Wait! Wait!
YOU WHAT?!
Lawsuit! Busted
Chorus: Payback! Can I retract?!
Pull back, how I react!
Cutbacks! Make me so mad!
My bad! Overreact!
I get upset when there’s cutbacks…
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